Because Gre...err, Gilgamesh is the true hero of Final Fantasy.
Earthquake
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This is about 3 years to late for me to be interested as a 3ds game. Bring it to Switch though.... now you’re talking.
Better come out in the West. Put it on Switch and you have gold!
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That not a man, its a chicken boo
Hyrule climate change is a myth and Kotaku is now clearly under the sway of Big Zelda.
Revis is a legendary Jet and yet his biggest accomplishment is winning a Super Bowl with the Patriots.
Man, I can NOT believe that the Pats cutting him loose was the right move. Seriously. That’s ridiculous.
Too easy
Fast RMX looks really good though and I missed Shovel Knoght on literally everythong else, so I’m picking that up.
Bomberma’am?
Certain Deadspin staff decided to turn this game into an allegory for the current political reality, and it blew up in their face. Again.
The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.
If Kung Fu kicking Nazis is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Ooh, Ahh, Cantona!
Not just a loudmouth: “Eric Cantona responded to racial abuse he was subjected to from sieg heiling National Front/British National Party supporter Matthew Simmons”
If Suarez was biting Nazis in the audience, I’d be okay with that.
The Patriots had steel balls almost the entire game.
”What are your thoughts on the inauguration, Squall?”
I once heard a phrase for that, “all sack and no jack.”
As opposed to Bill Belichick, who is too great to be a human coach.