Truth be told you do give a lot of fucks about his legacy. You just presented a lot of arguments that I assume you must have thought through. Or maybe you didn’t, because you don’t care about it, and this is why your arguments are kinda shitty.
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Different kind of brash, but Bill Belichick is all those things.
“We shoulda had more time.”
“If they’re not totally insane.”
That shot of thin Chris Berman in the beginning standing in front of the netting is incredible. I’ve never known him as anything besides his current Jabba the Hut form. Actually, I’ve never even seen his legs because he’s always behind a desk. Does Chis Berman still have legs?
Without the offside rule defenses would be forced to play much closer to their own goal all the time. Would dull thd game down.
David Attenborough
Brian Blessed, in all his exuberance
“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”
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A nobody, an often-criticized afterthought on a team consisting of the game’s biggest star, injured early on and confined to the sidelines, some exciting young talent and some old dogs playing above their diminished skill level all led by an engineer-turned-journeyman manager, scores a ridiculous goal against the home…
And that bartender was the Browns starting QB the following season.
Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.
Naming your crimes as though they were Xbox achievements only makes me want to commit the necessary act.
In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.
(Read in Gruden voice) Look at the motor on this guy. He gets up in there and starts banging around and BOOM he just unloads. I love the get off on this guy.
“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”
Please be turn based, please be turn based, please be turn based!
The decorations are awesome. I’ve put on theme parties for my kids, and let me tell you that this is harder to Exeggcute than it looks.
RattaDoo