Eli used kneel. It’s not very effective.

In the post game, they were talking about how Goff was sure to remember the experience of his first prime time game at CenturyLink Field. I just turned to my wife and said, “I doubt it.”

“Did I play Thursday Night Football, Too?” By Jared Goff and Jon Ryan - via the Players’ Tribune.

Northcutt: [rips apple in half]

Regardless, in an attempt to display his prowess, Goodell promptly suspended the camera for 3 games.

Two gigantic scoops of vanilla.

Well, a head.

“I dunno, sure felt like one.”

Given how much Tebow is continually reconsidering his options, wouldn’t that make him Pondering Christian?

I would have gone with Grab her by the Khaki

Who the fuck are you and where the fuck is Fahey?!

What was the first rule again?

Hey, give that Seahawks’ fan a break. He’s learned from past experience that there are times when you’ve just got to run with it, not pass up an opportunity.

Nice to see Roger Goodell finally show up at a Pats game

Later at the Buffalo ER:

One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.

Grab her by the podium?

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

“Manizard, I choose YOU!”