But in the end, they DO find a safe haven. All the kids in the program thought Eden was real, so they assembled at the same spot and essentially made it real.

I read the movie’s take on its comic roots much differently. Sure, Logan takes some shots at the ridiculousness of comic books, and he’s appalled when he realizes that Laura’s fantasy of “Eden” is based on a comic book.

WITNESS ME!

Tom’s writing is so shiny! So chrome! While Kinja AV Club has become MEDIOCRE.

A seemingly endless series of indelible images, and some of the best action ever committed to film. An instant classic. Mad Max: Fury Road is the only movie I have seen twice in the theater in the last decade. I just watched it on blu-ray for the first time in preparation for this column, and I don’t know if it was…

If next year they could somehow figure out how to fold in Riverdale and iZombie to this crossover, I don’t think I’d ever have to watch another TV show ever again.

Oliver responds with “in case an evil you ever showed up”

No, it’s extremely good and not supposed to be an action show.

It doesn’t say it’s awful, dummy.

My thoughts on this show as of this episode:

oh god, are we earth X?!

I am pretty sure evil Oliver is the fuehrer, he accepted the “heil” salutes from the Nazi goons after he massacred the resistance guys at the beginning of the first episode.

Oh Manny Pacquiao, the Filipino legislator!

This would be true if indeed Jollibee paid us to write it. Sorry to tell you, it's not. (And did you actually read the story? I wasn't all that impressed by it.)

Head to Seafood City (where the Jollibee is located). Go to Grill City or Crispy Town in the food court. Point to whatever looks great. (At CT I'm partial to the fried chicken skin and crispy pork hunks).

Oh, fuck off, you smug shithead.

It's well-written and taught me something about a different culture. So I don't really care.

I guess I should say something here.

This was a fascinating article. I'd heard of Jollibee from a Filipina friend, but never anything as in-depth as this. I went and looked at their menu and you forgot the most important part - they serve halo-halo! Fuck. I haven't had halo-halo since my dad's friend and his wife got divorced; they used to throw a huge…