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earnestphibs

The photography can really be a game changer. There’s so many shots out there of stars whose loose powder looks like they dove face first into a pile of coke (see Nicole, Angelina). I’ve gotten busted by the see through clothing thing too. Less photos or more undergarments for me ;)

You’ll understand everything if you watch an episode of Ru-Paul’s Drag Race. Show makeup should not be worn off the stage.

I think she’s moved towards “strobing”. The way I understand it is that they use illuminating makeup to mimic where the light hits the planes of your face. It’s a move away from contouring, in that you’re not creating depth.

I think she was just trying to accentuate her cheekbones (hence they’re quite light), but overdid it with the bronzer underneath. It’s just a LOT of make up.

It made me think of Paulie Walnuts. I don’t think that is what she was going for.

I think it’s just bad contouring. Surely?

She looks coked-out in that picture to me.

Wiz arrested for wiz.

MTE. Perez might be an awful person/misogynist, but he’s been getting pedophile-shit about his son for a long time now.

Ok, not a Perez Hilton fan but have to leap to his defence here. Any parent of young kids knows that they see you naked constantly. In the morning my bathroom is like a rave in Ibiza (only not fun), we’re all running around naked trying to get ready. Any accusations of Hilton being a pedophile for showering with his

The blood of the vanquished.

Hey J. Franz, turns out when you market yourself as the lone savior of literature but forget to be a halfway decent writer, there’s gonna be some backlash. How about that part where he says he feels feelings more intensely than the rest of us, because he’s a nooooooveliiiisssssst? What a douchebag.

Oh, so we don’t know how to read now? What is he even on about here, I bet he doesn’t know.

No, I only do that on the internet.

Unrelated, but this paragraph from the NYMag profile is good:

No offense to this woman, but I’m getting more a concentration camp survivor vibe from this than any sort of fashion or style.

This is bad and Yeezy should feel bad.

Dancing bear needs to tone it down

GOP Family Values.

That’s because “politically correct” is a fucking dog-whistle of conservative politics. In saner circles, it’s known as “not being an asshole” and also “recognizing that other people and cultures exist and are allowed to exist”.