And/or volunteer to be his/her VP. The party probably does need to move on and find a presidential candidate that will move us into the future, but are we ever going to find a veep as badass as Joe Fuckin’ Biden?

I suspect Uncle Joe was just joshin’, but I’d love him to run if only for more of this:

At least the memes will be positive...

I confess, the notion does have some appeal.

Come on don’t you want to see Diamond Joe Biden debate trump?

Good. Fuck this guy.

When I don’t clean out the pantry that often, I sometimes end up with bushy white bread.

Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

I really, really hope McCain decides not to run for re-election and goes on a “fuck it” world tour and throws his middle finger to the GOP leadership in the process. Once the Tea Party came in, McCain was so desperate to hold onto his seat that he sold his soul.

If John McCain wants to get reporters to stop asking him about he feels about Trump, he could actually do something newsworthy and vote against Sessions. Boom, reporters don’t bug him about Trump and he actually gets to do something positive for his legacy.

Does Sessions get to vote for himself, or is he forced to abstain?

You last sentence reminds me of this, the best tweet ever from the best twitter:

Maybe it’s my midwest showing, but I would go more passive-aggressive: “Yes, it’s so horrible when people keep a flag up unlit at night or in the rain or when it’s faded and tattered. So incredibly disrespectful. I get so angry when I see that.”

That drives me nuts, as a former girl scout. WHERE IS YOUR LIGHT MOTHERFUCKER