Fuck all of this.

For whatever reason, when I though of my reply to this, I imagined Bill Hader's Stefon saying "It's that thing... of... when, like religious conservatives hate the idea that women can enjoy non-procreative sex and not be punished in some way..." in that breathy voice.

Pretty sure we wouldn't be posting a pic of a woman's cameltoe with a similar headline.

Much like the clitoris mystifies many of the male species, the resting dick and balls completely confuses me. Does it hang to the side, always? Can it rest atop the balls, not unlike a hotdog in a bun? Does it shift constantly? Do some men have a preferred side, similar to being right or left handed? These are…

Jareth, The Goblin King, is not impressed.

Bringing breeches back into fashion is all fine, but at least have the decency to wear them with a codpiece.

I was nursing my oldest son once when my sister-in-law's teenage brother walked in with his buddy. I prepared for "ew's" or boob staring but instead, the brother's friend walked over, took his hand and moved my boob to the side a bit without disturbing the baby and said, "oh wow, what a beautiful little guy. What's…

But some babies hate to be covered up and will just remove the blanket. Women are not responsible for covering up their breasts when breast feeding just because breasts are highly sexualized. I hate the idea of being exposed in public, but when I have a baby who is hungry, I will be putting my baby's needs before my…

She should release an EP of some of her songs remixed and spliced together called Mash and then have a Deluxe Double CD; Bangerz & Mash.

FIRST!

I'd want for them to drop the modesty b.s. that implies a nursing mom should cover her child with fabric. Which most babies past the age of 2 months or so are happy to swat away anyway.

I work with teenagers. They are tiny terrible human beings (who are capable of being loving, empathetic creatures just often enough to keep me from rage stroking). If someone were to breastfeed around them they would not find a single fuck to give. You know what would humiliate them, scar them for life and send them…

I am far more offended at hearing a screaming child than I am at seeing Nature's Pacifier in action.

The Republicans can move their primary debates to an unbiased network like Nickelodeon and when a candidate attacks a moderator instead of answering their question they get slimed.

This is all I see.

This man would not last A DAY in Lindy West's Twitter life.

My daughter is fully infected by the pink monster but since I am her mother and I buy the clothes - no stupid, sexist shirts for her. They can be glitter covered, sequined, or flowerly, or all of the above, but nothing that diminishes her as a person. And my son gets nothing that insults non-stereotypical boys. If…

Because ripping my shirt off is the first thing I do when I get in a brawl.

Look you, I've offered up some very nice (possibly) feral cats, some of which statistically had to have not have sex yet. And it's not like I haven't been trying to up my game. I tried luring the local teenagers in for sacrifice by building a sexy grotto under some bleachers behind my house, and Jesus Christ, was that…