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YES I CAN ANSWER THIS. Cookie butter is vegan! I'm eating it from the container right now. Honey = I used an agave/maple syrup blend, marshmallow fluff = suzanne's rice mellow creme, and I used Justin's chocolate-hazelnut butter for Nutella!

We are a weird species. How is it that we're not attracted to ourselves in our natural state?

Based on the image, I thought maybe this was going to be about macaroni.

I'm a self respecting, democrat woman who loves her bodily autonomy and can afford to move, and I live in the south. I live in the south to protest for women who cannot afford to move, I live in the south and am a clinic escort( and I make post procedure blankets for women who use abortion sevices too). I stay in the

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

You just need to walk harder. This is me after four weeks of wearing Shape-Ups while I take the dog out to pee.

I don't know, but I'm fucking embarrassed right now.

"You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot."

And therein lies the difference.

because I will have an aneurysm if I think any more about Texas, GOP and so-called "pro-life" fuckwittery:

Silver lining, this seems to have energized Texas progressives like nothing else in recent memory. Hopefully the tide of awfulness can be stemmed in the next gubernatorial.

My two and a half year old son fucking LOVES Thomas. I am okay with this, because anything that doesn't feature aggressive advertising or loud, screamy violence that can keep him occupied long enough for me to eat a meal or take a shower is just fine in my book. Also, the quaint Britishisms he's picked up from the

I have no idea why but I suddenly find myself wondering if Moonlighting is available streaming on Netflix.

I saw "We Shall Overcrumb Cake". That's a winner.

Oh god, can we just not? Please? Because this only ever ends one way. The people with kids will turn into instant sanctimommies, all like "If you aren't a parent you will never understannnnddddddd!!!!!" and the people without kids will be all like "Why can't I apply for maternity leave when I get a new kitten, cats

I don't think I ever thought much about abortions before seeing Dirty Dancing. And it was extremely influential in my initial pro-choice slant. Now that I've had some time to think it over, I still pretty much agree with the whole making abortion illegal doesn't stop abortion angle, but I've grown beyond just that

YES!!!! It's been so long since I watched Ren and Stimpy.

I'm relieved to know it's not just due to my former circumstances. I always kind of wonder about women who get with "former" abusers, but then, I also know that many abusers are sociopaths who only present to you (and others) what they want you to see.

First off, I am SO sorry for your horrible, scarring experience. No one should ever have to go through that kind of pain. If breastfeeding isn't working out, then formula should be used. After all, what comes from the heart is better most of the time and if you are in pain, feel guilty and are rage-y, then you are not