Nope. They both suck.

Peach and mint.

Sweetest Momma, I am deeply sorry for your loss. I can hardly imagine what you're going through, my heart hurts for you. And I know, I'm just some random on the internet, but please accept some gentle love sent your way. <3

Right on!

That guy* should have a tattoo on his face, with an arrow pointing at his mouth, that reads 'TRIGGER WARNING'.

I was born and raised in MO*. I lived in the city as well as in rural areas. While I emphatically disagree with what the rodeo clown did (the fact that it was at a state fair adds an extra layer of suck), it's not cool to paint the whole state with a racist-hoosier-POTUS-hating brush.

Exactly. *fist bump*

At least it's mostly sign holding now. 20ish years ago I went to a clinic with a friend and one of those jerks sent a child (8-10 years old) up to us and the child said, 'Would you kill me if I was yours?' I lost my schmidt on the adults, screamed at them, and then noticed a police car very nearby. I told the officer…

It gives me anxiety, trying to sort out if an innocuous statement will be considered controversial or not. Och*.

I watch it, erm, I meant to say, the geeklets watch it too.

Water balloon fights don't count.

It's kinda sad that so many of us have to put disclaimers on our posts to keep from being flamed.

I remember that on the news! I've had some lousy no break situations too, I was too afraid of losing a job to complain.

The story of you will be a delight! Color me stoked!

Your color is all wrong! I lack fix-it powers here, though not for lack of trying.

I am the 1%...in matters of birth control only. =)

Ha! Thank you. I love my daughter to pieces. I was however disappointed that my birth control failed*. Especially since it was so easy to use.

I don't find the question dumb at all! Here's my experience; with my first child (now 13) I was scared to NIP, I hid in bathrooms, vehicles, and under blankets or I would stay home. We weaned at around 16 months.

Ha! Though I'm still fond of the self awarded concept.

As an aside, my daughter is a NuvaRing baby. =/