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earlsnakehiptucker

This fender bulge, why?

cos hes the HOFF

Common saying is it's the school for people who were just under the skill level to get into Michigan State. We still party hard and set fires, just do it with a lower GPA

Happy dance!

Fellow Bronco!

When mom sees this on youtube someone is grounded.

No sudden whiteouts. It's been near full on whiteout conditions cince 6:00am. Any car passing you makes visibility drop to 6 feet, otherwise it's coming down so hard that you cant see more than 100 feet ahead. People are driving way way WAY too fast for conditions. Safe on the highways right now is 35mph, Most are

Ok so you hate Detroit, we honestly dont care.

thank god, been waiting for ever for a new Del Sol

Paddle door handles were too likely to remain intact when you rubbed them against a tree. Parts departments weren't making enough money on replacements.

Windows!

It's so you can hunt animals from the driver seat. its a jeep thing.

Damn right! I had to zip and unzip mine! Damn lazy jeep owners these days!

Aw, man. I love heated seats.

Yep. Totally. The tire pressures caused this.

Hey look, no turn signal either!

Hydraulics and shit, yo.