I'm all for it....but Challenger. There's just no room in the market for two 2-doors that are similar in every way except for some styling treatment.

Brace yourselves....

"EcoBeast" feels even more inherently contradictory than EcoBoost, EcoTec (GM), or EcoDiesel (Ram)... which is weird on one hand. On the other, I love this kind of irreverence.

Step 2A:

Kinda yeah.

Why does it exist?

Really cool paint job. This one is shittier though:

A '48 Caddy could be a sports car, maybe.

Al-you-min-ee-yum

I was thinking more along these lines!

The only automobile inspired by this

Agreed. You are allowed 1 body line per body dammit! MAYBE 2. Don't go fucking crazy car designers, damn.

Remember when cars had clean crisp designs? With frugal use of body lines.

Bangle butts. I know I should be over this by now, but I'm still angry.

Pointlessly complicated headlights

Sorry I can't be more specific. Everything about this damn thing is annoying:

Don't be blasphemin' in my house!

That's easy

Ford Raptor, 'cause 'Murica!

no, I see design cues used on Mustangs for the last 50+ years, like most cars do.