Trump ... doesn’t actually know what “impeachment” means, does he? 

I had a girlfriend that would do that during a fight: just keep repeating the same things over and over even after I had refuted them.

While seemingly unrelated, this is really the second version of this morning’s Matt Lauer story: If you allow someone to act however they want without consequences, they inevitably start doing worse things.

Guys, I finally got ahead of the President’s schedule enough to start the process of hiring somebody to photograph/video the back and sides of tRump’s latest Nuremberg Rally in Minneapolis. Currently, he’s trying to stick the city with over $500,000 in security and traffic expenses, which is not going over well in…

LOL speaking of bad haircuts, can we discuss Jim Jordan’s? What exactly is happening there? It’s the only thing I can focus on when I see him on TV. Actually that might be a good strategy for him - distracts people from listening to his nonsense.

Yup.

“He knows more about the Iraq war than this woman! Wow.”

Here’s my favorite part: He’s hung up on the idea of “pressure” when it comes to asking a foreign government to investigate a political opponent in exchange for military aid. If he didn’t pressure him then obviously it’s ok.

“It smells like hamberders and meth sex in here.”

OK, so I got up late today and I read these tweets and I”m all like hahahahaha ha ha hahaa!! because this doofus is shitting his pants and he is loooooosing it :D

THE WHITE HOUSE

Russia is really leaning on him to remove the US from the Middle East so they can have it all baby

Knowing that my dad agrees with everything Trump does and says, I wish I would have known that repeating a lie over and over again would absolve me of any wrongdoing growing up.

The exact transcript that’s missing 20 minutes of content?

“I regret to inform you that it’s Wednesday and the president is tweeting madly like every day ending in “-day”

Howdy Gowdy, jesus wept. Him and Graham, when you compare their soundbites today to the same situation in 2012.... Yet they’ve never been made to account for it. Infuriating.

I love Alanis Morissette and that song especially.....sorry, off topic, i go all funny when i see her name....lol!

Hurricanes, flooding and tornadoes don’t count, I suppose.