This guy looks like an extra from a Rob Zombie film. 

“This is a witch hunt!”

See also: Shit floats.

Dude’s body is 40+% fat. He might be surprisingly buoyant.

Once the whistleblower(s) identity is revealed in closed-door Congressional meetings, you can bet that Devon Nunes will immediately run over to the WH.

Rudy’s brain? Taxation without representation.

I believe that’s “Here we go with yet another ridiculous MAD Fold-In!” :)

Whine howl moan. I’ve never seen the likes of these fucking whiners. Always the victim! Come see the violence inherent in the system!

Well, since it’s a witch hunt, it’s very simple to put this whole thing to rest. Throw Trump in a body of water. If he floats, he’s a witch and must be executed, likely by burning. If he sinks, he’s not a witch but will likely die by drowning.

“Oh yeah? Well I don’t need your stupid hearings anyway! I’ll have my own hearings! With blackjack! And hookers!”

I really want to believe that there are a bunch of old Mafia members out there who are watching this and thinking “This is the fucking guy who brought so many of us down?”

I’ll make my own hearings, with blackjack! And hookers!

It’s the patented conservative persecution complex.

They also allowed the use of “spectral evidence,” which was basically when the spirit of a witch appeared in a vision or nightmare. Yes, you could convicted of witchcraft based on the claims of appearing in a teenager’s dreams.

Hard to believe noun-verb-9/11 would have such trouble expressing complicated thoughts.

It reminds me so much of my diabetic, aged mother in law when her blood sugar spikes and she hasn’t taken her shot yet.

“You just wait. We’re gonna hold our own hearings and they’re gonna be better than the Democrats’! We’re gonna have clowns and a bouncy-house and pony rides and a magician and face painting and the conclusion that everyone we don’t like is guilty of treason before we walk in the door. It’s gonna be so cool and…

Why are Rudy and the rest of the Republicans too dumb to understand the difference between impeachment hearings and criminal trials?  You may have a right to confront your accuser in a criminal trial, but this is, uh, not one of those.  

It's a MAD fold in!