Wow those catch rules were duuuuuuumb

Not that Wikipedia is the utmost authority in dumb 1970s NFL rules, but it disagrees with you:

Less intelligent than Steven Seagal?  Is that even possible in something with the ability to move under their own power?

The question isn’t whether Tatum touched it, it’s whether it went off of Fuqua’s hands first. NFL rules at the time specified that if an offensive player was the first to touch a pass, he was the only one permitted to catch it. So if the refs ruled Fuqua touched it first, Harris’ catch and subsequent TD would have…

he surely means here to say Zapruder film

Peyton put a xxxl clown suit on ol Terry. Damn he's fat. 

I can’t believe I feel somewhat shocked about all of the actual corruption going on. I thought, maybe, sure, they were gonna do all of the things we thought they would but that they would do it all secret like, that we wouldn’t find out until these things were declassified fifty years from now (barring global warming,…

I don’t see a long or bright future for President Pence. The only kind of person who could be so oblivious to all the wrong doing around them would be a patsy and Mother would not allow Pence to be in the same room with anyone going by that name.

God love the director who decided they didn’t need to reshoot.

Aw, they’re Crime Bros.

They’re, uh, none of them are coming back, are they? This is them running.

It feels like a missed opportunity to not mention that Montenegro has no extradition with the US. What are the odds Mike Pompeo just ...stays there until President Pence pardons him?

That only works for white people

After this weekend I doubt we’ll be seeing much more of this from line of "defense".

He didn’t, did he? It was the people who sat in on the call who misclassified it for purposes of hiding it, is my understanding. I haven’t seen any reporting that he was involved in inappropriately classifying any of these calls. Not for nothing, but doing that would require him to learn the basics of the…

Solid. A+ with extra credit that you certainly don't need because you are acing this thing. 

This is beautiful. Well done.

Shitting is healthy and natural, but my cats hide their shit all the time.

+1 full-on spit take

Seems weird that he’d be so gung-ho about discrediting an investigation which totally exonerated him (according to him).