P90X!

What I hope it becomes.

Stop, my penis can only get so erect....

wrong guy

I suggest just rubbing one out. It’s OK. We all do it.

Good god, my boner could do some Kool-Aid man shit right now.

GODDAMMIT I have gone months without thinking about Paul Ryan.

“Paul is embarrassed about Trump and now he has the power to do something about it”

> “It’s management bedlam. This massive thing happened, and no one knows how to cover it.”

Exactly. He said that Carlson’s guest’s comment was repugnant. That is nowhere near the same thing. It’s right there in the embedded link.

And there’s a second whistleblower, an IRS agent, a comin’.

You know, it will be very, very entertaining when these fucks finally realize that all the kings horses and all the king’s men can’t put the humping drumpfster back together again.

i would love to see his lawyers try that out in court. 

Your lips to god’s ears, friend.

Attributed to Margaret Thatcher:

Kinda like “America’s Mayor”....

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE ANYMORE? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM? If you do, can you please remind me?

Also there’s this bit of wisdom from that great show that somehow never finished. Sorta applies here too. 

“Any man who must say ‘I am the King’ is no true king,” - Tywin Lannister

Please, Rudy.  Please follow through on this.  And make sure to get yourself booked for as many live interviews as possible.

“From America’s Mayor to America’s Prison System in 18 short years”