Yertle the Senator just fucks them in the bin and continues on as he pleases

She’s putting him on Double Secret Probation!

Sending a strongly worded letter to a guy who can’t read doesn’t seem to be a terribly effective tactic.

Trump and Team: “We’re going to use foreign influence to fuck with our elections again, and ensure that we have blackmail material on our opponent. You know, like we did last time - which arguably gave us the election.”

Oh yes, nothing like sending a stern letter to a guy who has never had to suffer real consequences for his bullshit and is infamous for not being much a reader.

The letter kind of hints at impeachment, but by not actually using the word impeachment, Pelosi gives herself some wiggle room. I guess??

I 100% believe this because Trump has always been a paranoid maniac.

Maybe if she was two scoops’ mom he could fucking dress himself properly.  He's such a fucking slovenly toad.

Supposedly, Pelosi and Schiff coordinated their recent statements after the (terribly named) WhistleblowerGate stuff came out. It’s possible Pelosi is deliberately being the slow-walker to give Democrats space to maneuver if necessary. I question the necessity of that, and the damage her posture is doing to morale in…

Holy fuck, this shit might result in a stern letter!

Sort of like the old joke about British Bobbies, “Stop! Or I’ll yell Stop, again!”

Shanahan’s offense is so bad they can’t even beat themselves.

I almost want to get back on just to troll her.

I agree. I think it's funny that Shanahan is known as an offensive genius but 2 of their 3 wins are entirely due to their defense, while the offense tried to choke this one away. 

And here I assumed @mother would be already taken.

Yeah, there’s probably a lot we will never know about Karen Pence because they replaced her outer shell sometime between 2016 and now.

One more reason not to join Twitter.

Even against a first year quarterback, making his first start, it shows how good the Niners defense is that they managed to keep Pittsburgh to 20 points with 5 turnovers.  All part of that Shanahan defense he's known for. 

Which is likely also why he periodically keeps returning to the idea of war with Venezuela. All that oil.

I’m not familiar with our current combat capabilities, but I imagine the low recruitment numbers, the mental health issues, and the cut benefits aren’t helping with morale. It’s almost like we’d need a recession to make joining the army during wartime worth it—