Because in a live fire situation, most cops and soldiers are inaccurate, so why should we expect a teacher to do better?

+1 Wanted reference

You need a few random capital letters and multiple exclamation marks. But you have the spelling of Trump down. 

And all the contracts will go to companies owned by kids of his friends and major donors. 

At 6 weeks, I'd still take the under

Surely, the same guys who want guns to defend themselves against a tyrannical government would 1) have smart devices and 2) be willing to let the same government monitor them to determine if they're a threat. What can go wrong with this?

There you go with math and science. That has no place in the Republican party.

Art Spiegelman has given us the Orange Skull, and Ike Perlmutter was not happy about it. 

“what about Venus? I heard she's a 9!"

As someone said, normally the president ages faster, but instead Trump has made all of us age faster. 

That's got to fill your bingo card 

There's been several accounts that got Trump to retweet them, and then changed their name to something like "Fuck Trump". 

Its 5:00 somewhere!

I wonder if Trump knew they'd say it. Mulvaney may be offering donors some inside info, trying to set himself up for a soft landing after Trump's administration falls apart.

He hasn't commented on her appearance, so I'd give you even odds on that. If comes out and says she's only a 4, odds go to 10:1. 

I’m sure there is a QAnon theory that Trump helped Epstein fake his death to expose the Clinton's. So, sure, he can still buy Neverland with Trump and let's say they'll convert it into a recovery center for all the women who had their lives ruined by the Democrats. 

Thats absolutely insulting to Bed Beatty! Otis is more competent than Trump, if for no other reason than he knew he was incompetent. 

And I found one here!

The investigation the Republicans just shut down might have told us. So, I assume that means it's true at this point. I think Trump was laundering money for oligarchs (in violation if Magnitsky act) for a long time. So, it all fits in the same box. 

Honestly, the way these guys want to surround themselves with yes men, I think stupidity is the usual answer.