They showed him during the first quarter and I swear to God it looked like he was sleeping, but he has those Emperor Palpatine eyes so it was hard to say.

It happened in a high school (or some other youth level, don’t remember exactly) game a few years ago, but I’ve never heard of it in the pros. That was a lot more blatant, though.

Clay Travis used to write for this site. Warrants mentioning

“Don’t ask your talent to do anything you wouldn’t do yourself” (does literally anything, no matter how foolish or dangerous)

Goddamn, pal

There’s two things that are infinitely interesting to you and death by boredom to everyone else: your dreams, and your fantasy team

Let the physically imposing giant do awesome shit on a weekly basis and he gets over? Who woulda thunk it.

Why do you call them the Owls in the beginning? This isn’t Temple or Rice

Well, with his retirement, he’s got time to roll a number and rent a car.

This is advice no one would ever follow, is crazy, unworkable and completely unrealistic, and possibly heavily comment-inducing. I’m REALLY surprised and disappointed HamNo didn’t write this.

I dunno about all this business but the way that court is set up is confusing the shit out of me.

The guy in armor wants nothing to do with the whole thing. It’s too good

Guess my wife wrote this article

Still throw up the Too Sweet whenever possible

Agree, did not see this one coming.

+1 ashamed wank to the Playboy spreads

HEY HEY HEY

OK wait - DVD Netflix doesn’t have every movie anymore? I haven’t had it for years but I always thought it would be there for me if I ever got into a movie phase again.

To me the deal with Netflix streaming has always been, if you want SOMETHING to watch, there’s something there worth your time. If you’re looking for something specific, you’re probably SOL.

In my mid-20s, I put away 20 Del Taco tacos in one sitting more than once. They were, I think, 3 for $1 on Tuesdays back then.