Agree on Petco. Angel Stadium, on the other hand, in the lower concourses in the bowl, felt like the stadiums I grew up with, the soulless multipurpose ashtrays, and it made me happy. Qualcomm Stadium is/was the same way.

If you see an online ad related to a job, it seems oddly attractive (example: work with the NFL in sports marketing!), and you call the number and they immediately want you to come in for an interview without even seeing a resume, don’t bother.

Do they make ice cream cakes that are only ice cream? I thought all the BR varieties have a cake layer.

A couple of years before I went to college I was convinced I was gonna buy one of those The Game hats of my college on, like, day one of being a student. Then I saw what kind of students wore those, and I decided not to. The COOLEST bros used to remove the O’s in “Ohio” so it just said “HI Ohio University.” So cool.

Can’t have ESPN swamping your camp asking about all those darn DISTRACTIONS

Any pants that let us see the big-ass can of dip in his pocket are OK in my book

A Cardinals player, unnecessarily butthurt about something!?!?!?! You don’t say

Who could resist the lure of the superior potassium?

Control of the ball plus two feet down equals a catch. How hard is that? No mumbo-jumbo about “football moves,” no “act of going to the ground,” no ambiguity, or at least less ambiguity. It’s almost (ALMOST) as if they are retaining this confusion so they can swing games one way or another. Am I crazy here???

or watching my six year old try to “play” Breath of the Wild. Holy shit JUST Z TARGET

I was just about to ask, what’s with all the White Sox posts every day, who cares? But now I get it. Thank you.

Seriously, why does anyone give a flying fuck what this guy has to say about anything? His kids are good at basketball. Good job. Why am I seeing him on ESPN.com every day.

The elementary school that fed into my high school (I didn’t attend it but my sister did) had hard tile cafeteria flooring in their gym instead of hardwood. I guess the bounce was truer than carpet, and no rugburns, but it basically felt like concrete.

One summer in Athens, Ohio ruined that town for the rest of the year for me. Everything gets 100 times easier when there’s half as many people.

I attended a Bengals home game every year from 1991-2001 (thanks parents!) I always saw at least a couple of visiting fans, sometimes a lot (this was Lost Decade-era Bengals, after all), but in 2000 I don’t think I saw a single Cardinals fan. The Bengals were 2-11 and Arizona was 3-10 so it wasn’t exactly Game of the…

It sucks being a Reds fan, knowing the plan is basically “get a bunch of young guys then ????? and something might work out in 2020,” which to me is no plan in particular, but at least THIS isn’t the Reds’ plan.

I Feel Fantastic is still the most inexplicable YouTube ever, but that highlight video is second

I think Jim Nantz is a guy who, for a certain demographic, is the latest in a series of “standardbearers” as the Caller of Big Games, and therefore worthy of respect, namely the over-50 set. I guess Joe Buck would be his Fox counterpart which makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit. For cynical Deadspin readers,…

Because the Cavs winning the title makes the Browns not trash

ESPN created Tebowmania then turned the story into “how will they deal with Tebowmania” for every team that thought about getting him. They asked about distractions when THEY WERE THE DISTRACTION.