I don’t wanna get into talking trash about someone’s appearance, but something I’ve noticed among the college football fanbase online is that a girl that looks like she does is absolutely the girl of their dreams. Skinny, tan, ridiculous dye job, in the kitchen making them a sammich. It’s hilarious

It’s pretty amazing that an ad that was presumably focus-grouped to death and back managed to make it to TV.

That link will Always get a click from me

The ads for Sprint with the old Verizon guy are completely insufferable. Smug and annoying. Something about his cadence makes me want to launch him into the sun. Additionally, if that one percent better signal Verizon has keeps me from dropping my call on my commute to work every day, it’s pretty goddamn important.…

Our long national nightmare is over.

Ball U’s finest, ladies and gentlemen

I know, isn’t the NBA the best? - Deadspin

Yeah, I know, but the point is that at the time the Jets were overhyped.

They were the absolute darlings of ESPN prior to the Buttfumble when they made two straight AFC title games.

Overhyped QB of an overhyped team coached by an overhyped self-promoting blowhard self-destructing in maybe the most embarrassing way possible on a huge stage against their major rival with the entire country watching?

onto Cincinnati

1. I live in Portland and can absolutely tell you craft coffee is not ass. Craft beer is hugely overrated, unless you live off IPAs, which generally I hate.

Everyone needs to watch this, because it’s exactly what’s happening with the left eating itself over the last couple of weeks.

I was going to guess drunk as fuck, but something is definitely going on there.

I agree 100 percent. When you have replay but then they don’t even rule based on what the video shows, it’s just infuriating. And it happens way too often.

Brandiose is such garbage. I’m so glad people are starting to see through their BS. At least the spider isn’t swinging a fucking bat. Or eight.

Sports would be way better with about 1000% more pro wrestling in them. If the hot-take Springsteen fan sports columnist didn’t rule the roost when it comes to the “Boomers with money” demographic, things would be a LOT more fun.

I had a coworker who was a “big football fan” and watched all day every Sunday. I did, too, at the time. The issue was the only thing I could discuss with him is how his fantasy team did. I knew more about Pierre Thomas and Boldin than I knew about the team I actually rooted for. It was lunacy.

Two things are infinitely interesting to you, and horribly boring to everyone else: your dreams, and your fantasy football team.

This is why you need to call that shit in when you move in. Make it clear you won’t put up with it. For all they know, you couldn’t hear the basketball.