They can’t even decide what a catch is, how are they going to define pass interference? So glad to be done with this shit.

Mike Brown still drives a beat-up Chevy pickup and lives like he makes $40K. He should definitely be last for most people. Although I love watching TV and drinking whatever is cheaper than PBR at the grocery store, so he’d be #1 on my personal list.

Sounds like he’d be a fucking awesome politician, then!

They also typically want a short road trip for the visiting team.

Do Gawker writers draw lots every Monday to see who gets to write the slam dunk, low-to-no-effort “here’s who got totally SERVED by John Oliver last night” post?

I don’t have cable but I do watch the NASCAR races on a YouTube stream (cars driving in circles, rednecks, shake n bake, I know, shut up). When they promo’d Texans-Colts I literally did a double-take. “Really, THAT shit show is the Sunday Night game?” And the NFL wonders why ratings suck.

I mean, say what you want about his politics, but the’s the man with the ball. He’s the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why he is better than everyone in the world. Kiss his ass and suck his dick, everyone.

The speedy, slap-hitting CF who never walks and can’t hit his way out of a wet paper bag always hits leadoff, no matter what? Sounds like a Dusty-managed team, dude. Gotta set the table