I feel you there. But what are you gonna do, be a Browns fan? Please.

The fruit is nice, but that girl is nicer.

Between this article and the pundits on NBC yesterday, you’d think it was Spurs who’d beaten Arsenal to the title or something. Neither team won it, and Spurs, as they’re very good at doing, collapsed in epic fashion against their neighbors. Yes, Arsenal were well placed to win the league in January, but it’s Arsenal.…

The thing is, 15 year ago I really enjoyed Simmons. He was funny, actually wrote about sports, the pop culture thing was fresh - it was good stuff. I think Simmons falls under his whole Kanye rule - he is smart, but he knows it. Once he moved to Grantland I stopped reading him (partially because he stopped writing)…

God, I remember in college when I read Bill Simmons obsessively. He was never an incredible writer, but it is AMAZING how absolutely insufferable he became as he got full of his own shit. I can still go back and enjoy shit like the Levels of Losing and the Rules for Sports fans. As half-baked and as sophomoric as a…

ESPN, a sports network, couldn’t make his shitty Basketball Hour match C-SPAN 2 ratings, but HBO is going to make this work? Good luck.

I usually have good info regarding things of the Alabama football program, and rumor has it that some of his marital indiscretions are starting to catch up to him.

Congrats to Pellegrini and the entire Man City organization on a tremendous campaign. Job well done. Wait, what? 4th? But Billy said...

Right? What the fuck are the Cowboys doing sharing all of this? Can you imagine Bill Belichick shitting on one of his own draft picks the day after the draft like this?

To me, nude dining means sticking my dick in a Hot Pocket, so this is definitely a step up.

“There’s a lot of things to consider. There was ample housing and a closeness of family. Does that outweigh the bad? Ehhh...”

Actually, while Rovell is an idiot, he's not the first one to bring this up. And Simmons and others have talked about the "bad karma" resulting from that article, where dude also said he was an elite blackjack player.

Carly Simon gets easily obsessed with things huh?

This.

I reconciled a long time ago that ASOIAF is George RR Martin’s party he was throwing for himself. We’re all invited, but we should expect nothing.

The dude is 67 and has more money than ever before. He is within 10-15 years of the average life expectancy of an american male and he’s not especially fit. I wouldn’t…

Sanderson is garbage. He has some neat ideas but his execution is bad and I hate that everybody wants to slob his knob.

I agree. I think he made so complicated he can’t figure it out. I’m sure he has a general idea how he wants it to end, but I don’t think he knows how to make it happen with all the various threads that are out there. Readers (some of them) are so obsessed with the details, they will know when he fucks something up.

That’s exactly what the situation is, and probably has been for 10 years, at least. Probably since he started struggling with how to restructure the books starting with #4 where he drastically re-worked how he initially saw the books being presented. I don’t think he ever imagined in 1990 that the spur of the moment…

It's because she knows this one hoodie has a six-month waiting list.

GRRM clearly has enough money so that he doesn’t have to work anymore. Not quite as clearly (but still pretty clearly) finishing ASOIAF is just work to him at this point. I’m sure on some level, he does want to get the series finished, but he’s lost his muse and the frustration has overtaken the joy in writing those…