Darya Fowler seems nice too

Bad opinion.

My theory backs Barnwell’s—MOST NFL games actually suck. We just get two or three big ones a week that delude us into thinking this is a noble sport with close games and emotional storylines. The odds of those appearing on a Thursday night are not great. Monday night games also traditionally suck. So do Sunday night…

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

Wipe while sitting down? How the fuck do you wipe while sitting down? You mean crouching? I think this whole thing is based off of how people interpret the phrase “sitting down.” If you were actually still sitting on the rim of the toilet it’s impossible to get into dat ass to wipe. I selected “while standing up” but…

“...in a high-quality one hour special.”

Gray cut him off. “Let’s show some class and dignity,” he said.

If you’re being chided by Floyd Mayweather, you must be a raging piece of shit.

Two separate, very meaningful, games were played yesterday. I learned this one trick that the media hates: If I don’t want to read something, I don’t click on it, then I don’t read it.

Rubbin’s Racin’

Jeez.

Real Talk

And yet you still watch the next episode because there just has to be someone good looking that will show up naked just one time, right?

You don’t like naked drum circles?

Real Sports is easily one of my favorite programs on HBO. Way better than Real Sex.

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

I call bullshit that that red shirted individual is Miller. If it was Miller, the shirt would have been completely soaked through with sweat...

This is a no kink shaming site.

I just ... cannot even FATHOM giving a fucking GYM MEMBERSHIP that kind of prioritization. The way he falls all over himself to talk about how wonderful his daughter is and how much money that his kids deserve to have from him (so much more than he officially legally owes them!) sets off major alarm bells for me. That…

Prefacing this by saying that I’m a picky jerk but....