Obvious answer: sign Jeff George

I think for the common man, it’s pretty obvious that daily fantasy IS gambling. So really, it’s about whether or not you or I thinks it should be illegal. Which I don’t personally, because I don’t think any gambling should be illegal. The states can’t very well say one kind is bad (daily fantasy) but another kind is…

I seriously think if they didn’t bombard the country with ads during the beginning of the 2015 NFL season, this doesn’t happen. It’s their own fault, plain and simple and I am loving it.

Wow, a lot of bad defense and bad passing on UNI’s part. Lotta bad defense. Not very good defense, am I right? People tell me the defense could have been better, I don’t know. Sad, really...

+1 bad feeling about this

Kenny Dee Williams.

because CBS and the NCAA have vested financial interests in forcing you to sit on your ass through two hours of commercials to see the completed bracket.

It’s so romantic when a couple saves themselves for their second marriage.

What’s the difference between the Kardashians and the Cardassian Empire?

Ordinarily, such a coordinated attack on Kardashian Prime would not be countenanced.

Best is the seasonal Reese’s shapes. The best, in this order:

Ben Carson had me wondering if brain surgery was actually all that hard.

Completely agree. As an American sports fan who got into EPL later in life, I was always blown away by the utter lack of perspective in the early-to-mid part of the season. There’s a ton of season left!!

Let’s not forget that on Aug. 31, Manchester City had the title wrapped up.

Maybe we’re being really harsh. Maybe Billy has no long-term memory, so all his reactions are fully in the moment.

Neither Spurs nor Arsenal “struggled to keep title hopes alive” seeing as there are 11 matches left and a five point gap. Had Spurs lost, would they have failed, and thus have no title hopes? Are Arsenal’s title hopes now forever dashed?

As someone who’s never had a crush, how often do these tend to happen for everyone else? The entire concept of a crush is kind of baffling and fascinating to me, never mind it happening regularly like this article suggests.

No. Just no.

This is an awful premise, and it couldn’t possibly be more wrong.

VBs are the absolute best thing a fast food company has ever made. Sure they don't get the hype of a DLT or baconator or even a double down, but something about that volcano sauce is terrifyingly addictive. Somewhere in my brain I know that may be less than 0% food product, but the important part of my brain takes…