DARREN SHARPER

The May 2, 2005 meltdown I witnessed via GameCast in disbelief as I DJ’d my college radio show. Last night I listened to while I helped my toddler in the bath. Tracy Lawrence would be proud, time marches on

No one cares, but all the fans who’ve (justifiably) punted on following the Reds this year have missed a fun couple of months. The bullpen is not a total trash fire and most nights it feels like they at least have a chance to win. They’re 26-27 since the start of June, had a winning record in July and are 11-5 since…

He’s the Bay Area edgelord disguised as truth-teller. Never seen him actually report, just say stuff to make Raider/Niner/Warriors fans mad. And the sad part is, it works.

Correct

Meat should never, ever be that soft.

This uniform set was actually their second try after the first one was scrapped before even seeing the field because it was too similar to the car logo. Yes, really.

I had to finally look up the situation here. On 2nd and goal from the 4 they ran it up the middle for a 1-yard gain, then let the clock ruuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn before throwing an incomplete pass, finally stopping the clock some 42 seconds later. Down 20. In the 4th. They wound up getting picked in the end zone and…

I’m having issues finding links but anti-stadium advocates in SD have pointed to Indy as proof that the convadium won’t work. That does look like a pretty full calendar to me, though, you’re right.

That was ‘94, this was ‘92 Hal Morris v. Gary Carter with a surprise undercard of Larry Walker v. Chris Sabo. I can’t find any video evidence, sadly.

I lived in SD from 2005-2014. You can easily demonstrate the benefit SDCC brings to town. No one has ever really been able to prove shit as far as the benefit an NFL team brings. The Convadium idea is basically a poison pill. The convention area would be like six blocks from the current convention center. The only…

People online are all “think of the children” but I can guarantee you that this was the greatest thing 99 percent of the kids in attendance have ever seen. They’ll be talking about this for years. As a kid I used to say “maybe there will be a fight” before every game I went to, then finally saw the Reds and Expos…

Jim Grobe’s Ohio teams gave you Stockholm Syndrome, I see

Since the Reds are the Reds this year I decided it might be fun to follow the minor league teams. That lasted about three days. The play by play is just so horrible.

If he was in the stands he probably would have tweeted about how mad he was at Stanton for not hitting one

Maybe they’re thinking Iraqi freedom, which was scarily enough 2003, 13 years ago, and they’re 18 now? Goddamn I’m old, kill me

1. Runs into the stadium the second the gates open so he can get balls already in the seats during BP before opening.

I had a roommate who decided in Sophomore year of college that he was going to be a writer, maaaaaaaaaaan. He started smoking out of nowhere and staying up until 8 AM and drinking too much and turning in assignments from the student paper or, later, a small weekly publication nearby at the very last possible second…

If you’re gonna do Star Trek II, I’d suggest watching the TOS episode “Space Seed” first. Other than that, they aren’t really required viewing or anything, they’re better if you’re familiar with TOS but they’re entertaining on their own. If you like slow movies TMP is up your alley, V is a shit show, II-IV and VI are…