This list has me really grateful my daughter already is done with her Daniel Tiger phase, because this would have been really bad news about a year ago.

missed opportunity for a “let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction” reference

Some guys (waves) have a beard where the mustache and chin hair don’t “connect.” This is usually remedied by, ya know, not trying to grow a circa 1998 goatee, but kids these days *shakes fist*

because blowing 100 degree air around cools the house real nice

The first question HAS to be a troll, right? I’m taking the burrito over the bowl 100 times out of 100. I’ve never even considered ordering a bowl over a burrito. Not once.

Reds fan here, the Reds have had a beanball war going with the Pirates for several years now. Pittsburgh has led the league in batters hit for three straight seasons. The Reds currently have the lead but I believe that’s more a symptom of the dumpster fire of a pitching staff than actual malice although they’ve…

Francesca is clearly old enough to have been alive in SI’s heyday, and should know better than anyone that a large part of how they built their legacy was rooted in covering sports other than the normal US “big four.”

The sneaky-difficult nature of it, how hard he worked on it, how seemingly mundane it is and the massive explosion of the crowd in the auditorium all combine to make it an Internet perfect storm of stupidity

I even forgot the part where Marvin Lewis is 2-13 against the Steelers at home, including two horrible playoff losses, the Steelers are 15-3 overall at Paul Brown Stadium all time, and their fans basically make it into a ninth Steeler home game every year

You think it’s bad being a Vikings fan? Try being a Bengals fan, hating the Steelers 24/7/365 then seeing the Ravens being their main rival. The Bengals talk about “Steeler Week,” but outside of occasional flareups I guarantee there’s no such thing as “Bengal Week” in Pittsburgh. To make matters worse, even when the…

I fucking hate WAR and the obsession the baseball internet has on it. Proof positive that internet people can suck the joy out of literally anything.

This is a funny coincidence, because just yesterday I was thinking that this park is over 20 years old now and I’m surprised the Rangers haven’t at least pushed for major renovations to “stay competitive.”

When the Bosox won the title and he moved to LA his stuff was never the same.

Believe it or not, when I found his stuff on Page 2 in 2001ish I’d never really read anything like it on the internet. When he transitioned to “guy who does podcasts and only puts effort into writing about a sport I don’t care much about” and everything else became a rehash of the same tired shtick I checked out.

The lug thing was such a point of emphasis this week I’m surprised NASCAR didn’t dock points.

They made it a rule, they warned teams not to do any shenanigans, and the 18 crew did it anyway. There’s been speculation for a while how the JGR pit crews always seem to be the fastest, AND Busch burned the shit out of the car after winning, leading to people wondering if he was trying to damage something on purpose…

I don’t know if you’re saying I’m making this up or what because I’m not a Simpsons fan, but here’s a link backing me up

I lived in San Diego when it happened, and the word on the street was that Mirabelli was such a cancerous crybaby of a human being about having to tolerate the disgrace of being on the Padres, San Diego had pretty much no choice but to get rid of him. Getting a solid catcher back in Bard and a bullpen arm in Meredith…

He’s not saying they had it better during slavery, but he’s not NOT saying they had it better during slavery

BABY U A SAWWWWWWWWNG