This is a really cool feature. Enjoying this!

I know the internet is naturally contrarian and people who care A LOT about uniforms tend to like the traditional looks. Having said that I thought a white Bengals alternate look would be amazing in like 1995 so it’s cool to see it come true, if this is legit. Additionally I feel people need to start getting into the…

u mad

All the articles about the relegation stress how hard the Championship is to win. Villa had problems beating a League 2 side in the League Cup earlier this year. I don’t think they’ll be up any time soon, either, especially when you consider how much turnover there’s going to be on the squad.

With the garbage playing every week I don’t know how Grealish can’t see the field more. You’d think they all would have been benched when the Villa U21s thrashed them in a training match earlier this year. How much worse could it really be?

I picked them up first week of 2013-14 when they beat Arsenal in the first game I watched on NBCSN. Who wants to be a frontrunner, right? Villa had never been relegated before, seems safe, right? Now that they’re relegated they’re basically dead to a Yank. I think BeIn carries one Championship game per week. Not sure…

Years of trying to be “just good enough to stay up” finally didn’t work. Brought in a bunch of bottom-half-of-table French guys in the offseason while losing the only guys who kept them up last year (Benteke, Cleverley, Delph). Sacked Tim Sherwood about four minutes into the season, brought in Remi Garde, spent…

I didn’t appreciate those uniforms at the time but they look far more classic than the uniforms that replaced them.

This shit is becoming MLB’s version of the catch rules in the NFL. How about this: if you’re running to first stay in the fucking dirt. Done.

The only acceptable sports to like on Deadspin are European soccer and the NBA

Barnwell on Grantland (RIP) did research into whether Thursday games are actually garbage or if that was just the perception and IIRC the data said the games were just like an average NFL game, but damned if it doesn’t seem like they’re unbearable watching them live. Maybe the average NFL game with teams that aren’t…

Alternatively, just show them this.

My stepdad and I always believed the answer was the cheap office chair that sat in front of our home computer from 1985 until 2010ish, but, in the words of Kip from Napoleon Dynamite, “like anyone could even know that.”

OOH A PORN CONVENTION! (five minutes of fully-clothed interviews)

+1 hour of watching naked fat/ugly people with dick in hand waiting for someone hot to show up so I can finish the job circa 1996

Took me a minute, but I chuckled

Am I crazy, or did he cop to leaving California to get the state off his back? I can’t bring myself to re-read this.

You bust out crunches, push-ups and Hindu squats until your body burns, run a little, and even sort-of watch what you eat every day and you will NOT get fat. All those things are free and require zero equipment.

purple prose ahoy

As someone who remembers all the controversy surrounding the Broncos’ chop blocking in the late 1990s, I’m looking forward to the Calvin Johnson Rule being changed in 2036