You are so on par here with you're trenchit analysis. I cant stand the liberal agenda p.c. crap (more like political crapness if you ask me.)

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears: I have penned a play.

Cow in a hat! How delightfully pastoral!

You know you're rad when you have infinity lightsabers in your background of your picture taken.

How did you find a picture of my ex-wife with her gentlemen lovers?!?!

Peradventure thou meant to asketh "what"?

T.J. Yates

alley-oops!

Those in the know refer to that vile canker-blossom of a settlement as "Smegmapenistown."

How dare you. To the tower with this errant knave!

That nonsense is only for detestable lowborn miscreants residing in the gutter, sirrah!

Culinary traditions in the colonies are so adorable!

Joe Strauss, whilst bedecked in his most extravagant popinjay attire, passes a mighty trumpet of gas in front of a lady.

"This means I should rest my third leg which is my penis."

Joe Buck Is So Sick Of This Shit