I’m glad you appreciate it! Also, “released” is arguably the wrong word there. Theatrical films are released. TV programs are aired.

Thank you for your pedantry. You really set the record straight. Thank you for your extremely useful contribution. Please let the record show that my pedantic friend here is correct.

“Police have not revealed whether he was involved in his former wife’s death,”

What a bozo. Everybody knows you should use a clown car for getaways.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. The first cannibal turns to the second cannibal and asks “Does this taste funny to you?”

Experiment did not go as anticipated. Supervisor is upset with me and HR has scheduled a meeting. Please advise.

Hmm. Lets see. This happened in 1990, which coincidentally is when the first IT movie was released. 27 years later(also the period of time between when IT is active), she gets caught. This is either extremely well planned viral marketing, or this woman is actually Pennywise.

It’s padding so he doesn’t injure himself. He’s fond of doing his own stunts and they don’t want him injuring Xenu’s chosen tushie.

This calls for science. Go around and ask all the dudes in the office to imitate this move while you film their butts.

I like this. His pants are billowing up because there is a wind machine off camera behind him, helping to create the chaotic swirling sand/fire/smoke effects. This seems to better explain how the “butt” collapses as soon as he shifts weight to stand—his foot’s angle changes, the airflow up his pant leg is immediately…

Travolta wouldn’t know what to do with all that ass, he’s a big ol’ bottom queen (I learned so much from Gawker! RIP!!)

It’s somehow actually more believable to me that (per one of the louder recent murmurings) Cruise is ace rather than gay. I can’t figure out why, but ever since someone mentioned that theory, it’s seemed more and more likely.

There are occult messages being sent.*

The name Penitente comes from these individuals in Spain, Holland and France who decided in 1200-1300 to march and wear cones on their heads to atone for their sins before Easter.

Every time I hear about that ridiculous law I think of that time Queen Elizabeth took King Abdullah for a tour of one of her properties and insisted on doing all the driving herself while he rode shotgun.

Now if they could open a bank account or have a passport without requiring permission...

Beautiful work, نساء!

As long as an original is remembered, even poorly, there will be a chance that it will be remade. That’s the ancient way of Hollywood.