Am I being petty?

“This isn’t a huge deal; guys usually pay for dates, and it’s probably habit to just give the bill to the guy.”

Nooo Stitch gets me every time. 

These types of stupid comments get old, don’t they.

but don’t forget that the guy sitting in the White House right now is using his position to enrich himself and his businesses and has been since he got elected.

This makes me sad because it seems no one makes a good green bean casserole. I make one from scratch from fresh beans, garlic, mushrooms and a “bechamel adjacent” sauce. The only pre-made ingredient are the French’s onions on top. 

You pretty much nailed it. Wish I could give you more stars. The author was too caught up in their own beliefs to actually see the narrative the episode was telling. The trans issue and the PC babies thing is actually more of the subplot of the episode. The real driving narrative was the Cartman story line and the…

The Negroni is named after it’s inventor, Pascal Olivier Count de Negroni so I think we can leave that one alone. A dude’s name shouldn’t be a microaggression.

Only if Nigeria and Niger change their name first.

i haven’t been this tired of a meme/phrase since “I’m Pickle Rick!”. i get it, the criticism/dismissal/fun-poking is more than warranted, but i also look forward to the day when people stop thinking they’re clever for saying it.

Binging with Babbish?

Ok boomer peaked about 30 seconds after everyone started saying, as is the fate of any meme that becomes popular

Asian here. What exactly are you trying to say?

Is a daily vitamin out of the realm of possibility? Definitely a first world disorder.

I assume these will be better for my baby than breast milk?

Let me guess:  Radnor?

Who was this product supposed to appeal to, Great British Baking Show stans who are also tremendous lushes?

Paging maple syrup ...

I went into it really hoping to like it, I saw her interviews on Jimmy and Seth and I was really looking forward to it, but personally I thought it was pretty awful. It just wasn’t funny at all. Honestly, what was the funniest joke? I remember cracking a smile once or twice but that’s about it.

Hey, I hear you, but my exact phrasing was “recreate.” Magic Arena recreates the experience of paper Magic.