Intrigued by the historical side, which I hope is a big part of it. I would take a show on the history of foods over yet another “food makes us feel feelings and is important” that has saturated the medium for the last decade at least.

3,000 words?! Samwise only needed 5 seconds to properly explain the merits of the potato.

Costco had really good bran muffins in their bakery.  I’d love to see them return.

I’m all for romanticizing the ambitious works of studios that just couldn’t pull it off. There are plenty of examples of games that are wonderful experiences that just don’t have nearly the polish and fine-tuning they really need. Passion/niche projects built by smaller teams (to keep with the JRPG example I’d place…

I get why people are avoiding Chinatown, and I wish they wouldn’t because margins are already thin enough and you’re no more likely to get sick in Chinatown than anywhere else, but it’s been nice to be able to stroll into any place and get a table with no wait.

Because fuck personal growth huh? Just because Jeremy Irons won’t be a good little boy and self-flagellate in front of you doesn’t mean this isn’t a positive thing. Which do you care more about, him apologizing or him actually being a better person?

The American version lacks any of the charm of the original. The jokes and interactions all come off as flat, like a bunch of execs said “do that” without understanding what the appeal of “that” is.  Paul is very clearly just going through the motions to collect a paycheck on his way to the tanning booth.

Sald.  It’s like malk, but for vegetables.

Any fixes to Anthem are at least another year or more out. Skeleton crew is on this game with the next Dragon Age being worked on. Anthem was, at best, a game that launched two years too soon. I’m not sure it’s worth it to try the uphill battle to salvage.

Some mint chocolate chip slander on a Monday is not a great sign for the week to come.  And my number two, cookie dough, didn’t even make the list :(

A Mississippi state employee getting into an embezzlement scheme with the son of a Mid-South wrestling legend sounds more like the premise of a quirky comedy, not something that actually happens in real life

Everything you’re rallying against is, and I cannot stress this enough, exactly what the entire purpose of the movie is. 

If you’re feeling adventurous you can even toss in a bag of mixed vegetables!

It is my dream that one day Herschel’s Deli will be talked about on the same level as DiNic’s / *insert favorite cheese steak joint*

I’m through the third act of Kentucky Route Zero and I thought this game would resonate with me but it’s just....not.  I’m going to finish it up but I think I’m going to file this one under “not for me”.

That bleu cheese dressing in the stock photo looks suspiciously similar to ranch dressing, which must have been a kitchen mistake.  Why else would ranch dressing be anywhere near the vicinity of buffalo wings?

Someone needs to come up with a better term than “nut milk” because I giggle every single time.

Shady Maple is an experience in quantity, not quality. 

Lancaster County, PA has my personal Mecca of buffets: Shady Maple. 100 yards of buffet and grilling stations, ICEE and soft serve machines, surrounded by a bouquet of Pennsyltucky’s finest. The basement is an equally large retails space full of trinkets you’d expect to find in any flea market.

I’d love to hear the mental gymnastics of how complaining about supposed lack of diversity and pejoratively dismissing someone’s hard work as “so white” is in any way acceptable.