Forklift racing would be excellent, they aren’t fast but they can be quite thrilling when driven aggressively, or, um, so I have heard.

“an electric voiture sans permis”

No, Yugo tell him that.

Despoke wheels

Calling that a limo is a stretch.

Coulda fuckin’ fooled me.

I just. I can’t. I can’t even. He did all this shit to his body for attention, and now he, of all people, has to go into witness protection. He’s not going to last 5 minutes before he posts an Instagram picture of his new crib in Boise, because he wants attention. I get that the government has a duty to protect him,…

Whoa.

Being kind of generous with “sentient” there.

The only shuddering plants in Ohio are the ash trees when they see the emerald ash borers headed their way.

Nobody told me there was soup!

But there's so much good soup.

Pretty much true of any overseas travel anywhere? Or automobile travel in general.  Jalopnik is a blog dedicated to (mostly motorized) transportation so that standard would wipe out most of the articles, especially David Tracy’s Jeeps.  

Everybody will have go full Mercury Sable:

Whenever I see something like that, I just think “Nice truck, sorry about your penis” 

Can’t wait for everyone to light up their grilles! What will we do with grilleless EV’s, what will we light up?

Given our bloated defense budget wouldn’t it be just more cost effective to just invade liberate Greenland?

Nah.

It should be called Shart Tank

Things we need government oversight on: People commenting on the internet.

Things we don’t need government oversight on: People purchasing guns specifically designed to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible.

Fucking way to fucking go.

Don’t appreciate bubbly poo all over your floor?