Ford GT. Not based on any real performance factors but they all still have one thing in common: 

Pure distilled essence of Jersey right there. Brought a little tear to my Jersey eye.

Are they aftermarket, or original equipment?

 500-ponies at tits massive

Because you wanted to.

The principles of the four stroke internal hambustion engine are rather simple:

Cheese huh? Not 20,000 pounds of bananas?

There must have be de brie everywhere.

Have your damn star. That was a gouda pun.

Gouda joke. You’re Brie-lliant.

The driver is really sad. He was fondu that truck.

And a medium Timmy Ho’s

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I want to like, put it on one of those stands for fancy magnifying glasses so it can be displayed in my office.

I like the box it comes in (that’s what she said).

I don’t know of anybody who went through as much as you did with a vehicle, David. Your persistence certainly paid off. You deserve to have some fun now.

Ewe are so sweet.

A real baaadass.

Wool interior, you say?

Not amused: