In Trump’s America, a donut may soon be more valuable than a dollar.

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I am pretty sure Trump has no fucking clue that Pakistanis are Muslim.

Except that he promised to visit Pakistan. Which actually is an important diplomatic act. Obama refused to visit Pakistan to show his discontent with the inability of their leaders to control the Taliban and their continued aggressive acts towards india. Did he consciously mean to reverse long-standing US foreign…

I’ll be honest. I had to look up “felicitated” and was disappointed it didn’t mean what I hoped it did...

“Drain the swamp” is such trite political nonsense anyway. When you drain the swamp all you end up with is the gunk at the bottom...

Those are some seriously limitless depths....lots of heartless assholes out there

JFC. So many stupid, stupid people in this country. :(

No, just Pandora’s Mouth at this stage. The Box is phase II.

after paying for the S90 Excellence, I suspect my shoe compartment would look more like this

And my brain goes into survival mode every time I get on a plane (or, behind the wheel, or...) and it starts before I leave for the airport.

Fast. Neck-snappingly fast. Very fast.

at the Kum and Go

Golden Commando?? That mean you pee’d your pants?

“Mazdas SkyActive badge. Most have no idea what it means. It just means they cut weight every place they could which has nothing to do with the sky.”

The latest version of this tackiness? Branded puddle lights.

Really pleased that the ~1% of VW owners who seem to have failed basic economic principles (and probably most other life lessons) were not able to derail the settlement like they were trying last week.

I guess it’s Washington Redbris

I’d make a Washington Foreskins joke, but it doesn’t seem apropos, based on the photo.