ENTER THE TURBO ZONE! RENAULT FUEGO

He probably found it too exhausting.

*drives onto nearby car lot “So, you looking to trade that in?”

Meanwhile, in the car...

We’ll let go of Doug one day.

it should be a cabover

It’s Ryanair, they probably charge you extra to board a stationary plane.

The guy thought that if Tom Cruise could do it, he could too.

Vegas casinos have a Black Book of people who are flat out barred for life from entering any casino.

I have no doubt that, given our current political climate, this gentleman will reach high office indeed. The highest office. You would not believe how high the office this man will reach is gonna be.

Eh, from the pic, looks like they ran garden hoses to fill it up. I’d be more worried about swimming in a container that’s normally used for garbage. That shit’s nasty because it’s, you know, garbage.

JFC, you’re an idiot. The US owed them the money. They resisted payment for decades. As an ancillary part of a much larger deal killing their nukes program, the US agreed to pay the amount owed, and Iran agreed to release the prisoners. You can call it quid pro quo if you want, but that doesn’t make it ransom.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

“Project”?

“Ran when parked.”

We’ll soon discover that Elon Musks entire career has all just been setup for the most elaborate spaceballs cosplay in history.

Neat! Spacebus would be out of this world!

Obligatory...

Damn I wanted a space RV instead