“Ran when parked.”

We’ll soon discover that Elon Musks entire career has all just been setup for the most elaborate spaceballs cosplay in history.

Neat! Spacebus would be out of this world!

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Damn I wanted a space RV instead

Their slogan reads:

Unicorn farts?

Pictured: Elon’s speech writers.

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

and it is the best thing to ever come out of FORD.

However, VW engineering manager Hans Arschloch told Austria’s Motorung that cheat mode was an accidental—if fortuitous—discovery made while testing out the TDI’s twin-clutch (DSG) front-wheel-drive system. Arschloch explained:

Ex-Montrealer here, I do the same thing and I live in the U.S.

Everyone’s goals are different.

Ouch.

“Do you know how far away I was from being my high school valedictorian? My high school valedictorian went to Yale and is currently in medical school. I’m sitting in my bedroom eating Doritos and writing about mail I get. That’s how far.”

Hahaha. Oh man. That’s brutal.

Once they called and asked about my vehicle. I told them that it was totaled and I lost my daughter in the accident.