earlburner
EarlBurner
earlburner

#CondimentOfTheDay

Hot dog puns are the wurst.

That was rather frank.

As fun as it is to see the Wienermobile hot-dogging it around COTA, to be frank its lap times just won’t cut the mustard. Even so, I relish the opportunity to see this happening in person.

Plus the drivers seat will get pretty disgusting

Sweet Jeebus yes. Order the damn thing through Amazon Prime and get free two-day shipping.

I dream of a day where I can build a car online, submit any type of discount code I might have (supplier, friends and family, employee, etc) and it will tell me the exact amount I would owe to purchase the vehicle. Versus the dealer saying the car is X dollars, now sit down and we’ll take you through the list of Y1,

Same old General Motors.

At least GM knows their products are irrelevant to the cars they try to compete with

he might be, but i don’t think his underwear is ....

Mitsubishi should hire Tom Brady as a spokesman. I'm not kidding, that would be a pretty funny angle.

“We Only Cheated In Japan” sounds like an album title from a really pretentious indie band.

Well duh ... he’s a retriever.

The cynic in me says that the idea isn’t to prevent the crime, just to punish you once you’ve committed it, there’s more money in punishment than prevention.

I’ve considered it!

You guys really need to rename TMS “Dieselgate and other car stuff”

My first bike was a 1973 CB350—pretty similar. A lot of fun, but loud (with the glasspacks) and slow (compared to my later Magna V65). I loved it and wouldn't mind having it back again, but, as nice a shape as it was in when I bought it, I wouldn't pay 5-frigging-G's for it. CP.

Oh shut the hell up. You’ve probably never served. While I personally like President Obama, whenever we salute a senior officer or superior it is a mark of respect for the office. I didn’t like Bush, but I saluted him because I respect the office, even though the man did stuff I didn’t like. Any service-member who