Man, the only thing that gets more mileage than a dirty TDI are the stories about it.

You can’t blame someone for asking. I am just surprised that anyone would sign this. Seriously.

But would anyone sign such a document?

Get that EcoBoost out of my house. This is a SkyActiv family!

Do you like shredded ass cheeks? Because that's how you get shredded ass cheeks.

Ouch, this looks like a tailbreaker.

Saaaaay Whaaat?

I hope the damn pool is heated...

*starts to say something* ... ... I got nothing

Dear god, why? This is the worst of all worlds. This thing has less mobility than a real Goldwing and less protection and comfort than a real Focus.

the only question I have is “why?”

I want to know what happened to this focus before it got cut up like this.

Prime example of: “Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should"

I admire the guys dedication.. but..

I’m so confused, intrigued, and disgusted all at the same time...