earlburner
EarlBurner
earlburner

A 70’s Lincoln Mark IV because Spec Land Yacht needs to happen in my life. That, and cruising downtown in this thing would be such a good conversation starter.

That’s just the Mazda weight reduction kit.

Between the time he spent racing, driving amazing cars on the street, acting in films, flying his own aircraft and just simply being the coolest man alive...

Still hard to believe sometimes that the U-2’s design was based on this...

So audi, notorious for having fussy electronics, wants to make a car powered only by electricity. Ballsy.

Mario Andretti, although I've a hunch he'll insist we drink one of his wines rather than a beer (which is fine by me).

Shouldn’t it be “an elephant’s vulva” though?

Everyone in that photo is outstanding in their field.

I don't think the owner is for sale.

Rollin Coal! Take that 2002 Ram in my hometown.

I’ve gotta say it: Charlie don’t surf!

Give it a Cozy Coupe livery and a 50 mph top speed, and sign me up.

Imagine all the spam bots out there getting digital erections. Their time has come.

Just wait until you see who broke the news. How afraid of these robots are you now?

The issue is they have a missing link. The Z-car platform is that missing link between performance and affordability. They need the performance car for the everyman not something that is priced that only the mildly wealthy can attain.

Close all windows and restart.

@Elhigh: This is back when sex was safe and racing was dangerous. STDs of the Seventies seem quaint to me.

@Geckodelimon: You know when you have to shake the mustard bottle for like ten minutes just to squeeze out a whistling little sputter of thin, pale sauce?