I think I bought enough extra virgin olive oil to do an oil change for an alfa romeo!

Wiener mobile mile high club

Just add water!

Hello

Poison control control center on speed dial......check.

Yellow Potato?

> The Bolt and Volt have been mediocre

>> trying to assemble a straight six engine on his tray table 

I wish I’d read this before I strapped on this jaunty codpiece.

Don’t be such a brat.

Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

Resistance is futile! You will assimilate some Ben and Jerry’s. 

Tasting thru my balls?!?

It’s a jump to the left

Flying FUCKS?

Any FUCKS given?

Urine some trouble there.

>2hrs by plane on your schedule.

I generally like most of the Tesla cars The Model X s way to complicated in my opinion but that is a different story. The early fan renders of the pickup we so much better in my opinion. I know this design is not for me. I would not put out the bucks for the cyber truck as it exists. I thought Rivian was different…

Ok that’s it. We’re put porn in every EV.