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The fringe of back hair.

I’m honestly surprised it takes so long.

Jennifer Jenner.

I am way more interested in what Bruce may choose to call herself (himself for now) when she (he for now) fully transitions than the royal baby name reveal of weeks past. I hope it's a "K" name! What K names are left? Katherine? Kaitlyn?

See, Miley? That’s what a tongue should look like if you clean your teeth and scrape it properly.

Nassif seems like he would be more chill about, like, if I neglected to trim my pubes for a few days.

No. But yes to Paul Nassif!

Truth. It’s not like Maternity Invisibility Cloaks are a thing, yet.

You are halfway to a PhD here, Bobby! Finish up your thesis so we can all call you Dr. Bobby Finger, Tabloidologist.

well she is his Barbie doll

How did I miss that session? HOW WILL I RECLAIM COOL NOW

that seems chill, let’s talk about the baby some more though

You would think the party of “personal responsibility” would be at the ready to support Michelle Obama and her message of taking care of your own health, but you would be wrong. No. When a black woman married to a Communist, Socialist, Dictator, not born in this country, product of a slutty single mother,

It never ceases to amaze me that the First Lady’s initiative is trying to get America healthy and there is extreme push back for that. Getting people to drink water instead of Mountain Dew. Freedom hater! Asking school boards to stop counting french fries as “vegetables” on their menus. Communist supporter! Letting

coming forward and being like “Hey, this famous person you guys think is so GREAT...she’s lying about her age and she wasn’t EVEN FUNNY” just makes you seem like a small, salty bitch. Like, this is not Talented Mr Ripley levels of deception.

She calls herself that so twig bitches like you don’t say it behind her back. /joke, from the movie.

Ok, I’m going to wax philosophical for a moment here. Maybe just maybe in the grand scheme of things historically, 20 or 40 years from now what’s remembered from the Kardashian clans run in the collective consciousness is how they brought trans issues into a greater public awareness with loving acceptance. I could be