I love Shark Tank and one of my favorite things about Jia is that she loves it too. God, I watch marathons on CNBC and then on Fridays. And then Beyond the Tank. Keep it coming.

Basically, our jails are overcrowded by “criminals” who commit crimes like having a few grams of weed on them. So there’s no room for a true criminal, like this piece of shit, to actually spend his full term in prison. As a result, he gets a sweet, sweet deal where he can get out in less then two years if he follows…

Someone please explain this legalese to me: why were eight of his years suspended? What does this mean? That he’ll never have to serve that time?

My nemesis in college did this in Amherst when she had a $20,000 trust fund and it made me want to punch her in the face and honestly I feel the same way about this person because I am a slave to consumerism and misery loves company.

AFTER. NO I DO NOT KNOW WHY.

Going tonight, aca bitches!

I once had a guy offer to “beat my baby ejector” with his “meat bat” if I felt like “stepping up to the plate”

"the internet’s dominant heuristic—which is to read something that does not address you directly and immediately think, “But what does this mean about me?”

But the song is about a beef with another pop star...

8——D~~~~~~ (())

“So what’s the Diehl with sexting interns?”

Yup. There’s no history of cancer in my family (I don’t know anyone blood related to me who has had it). But, when I found a lump in my breast, my doctor rushed me in to see her. However, the day difference made the lump go away. So she took the time to explain how the time of the month affects it, etc - and then gave…

I feel the same way. I wish her all best, but I’m pretty sure most women currently have a disproportionate fear of breast cancer due to all the awareness campaigns. We know, we know.

I am very sorry for Sandra Lee and wish her a speedy recovery.

like sorry they argued their point so eloquently. sorry they speak the truth.

People like Kendall are why I have a drinking problem.

lol i love your eta. same tbh.

just do your god damn hours. fuck. it’s not that hard. i have clients who manage to do all their hours, got to all their AA/NA meetings, therapy appointments, finish school, and find jobs.
and no one gave them a million fucking chances (because they’re all poor foster kids or POC or anything else that isn’t a rich…