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4/15/15

Whoa

4/15/15

“Barack tells this wonderful story that you saw in the book: Michelle was haranguing him about getting engaged while they were at a fancy dinner, and he’d arranged ahead of time to have the engagement ring presented with the dessert. When it arrived, he said, ‘Well, that kinda shuts you up doesn’t it?’”

4/15/15

I always knew this deep down, honestly.

4/15/15

Jemima Kirke on Her Abortion: 'I've Always Been Open About My Stories'

Girls’ Jemima Kirke recently spoke about her abortion for Draw the Line, a campaign launched by the Center for…

4/15/15

(1) Community property = both spouses co-own the money and property. It’s not that Husband owns 50% and Wife owns 50%. (Or H&H or W&W). Each has an undivided interest in the whole.

4/15/15

Damn, Shelly wants a St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital donation back? And the cost of a thong? Wow.

4/14/15

I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.

A Chat with the Botched Doctors On the Alluring Sideshow of Hack Jobs

The first time I watched Botched, it was with equal levels of shock and shameful fascination. The premiere episode…

4/13/15

the next morning when you asked her about it

4/13/15

Towards the end of our third date, this girl I was dating sheepishly said she had something important to tell me. Expecting an STD story, I started sweating. It took her five minutes of “Ughhh... this is so hard to say...” before she finally tells me her mom banged Huey Lewis. She got pissed and stormed off when I…

4/13/15

Did she have some big titties with a matching ass?

4/13/15

I don’t feel good about laughing at this at all. :( Someone needs to have a little talking-to with Madonna about consent.

4/13/15

HERE ARE FACTS:

4/13/15

Today we can all relate to JT.

4/13/15

Will someone pleas stop this foul witch from stealing another pop superstar’s life force before she kills again

4/13/15

DRAKE’S REACTION IS SO FUCKING PRICELESS OH MY GOD

4/10/15

Seriously. Common as Lionel Richie? Come on, people. We need this as a civilization.

4/10/15

Your grandmother is my life icon now. She sounds awesome.

4/10/15

Jennifer Lopez claiming not to know is particularly fabulous when you know it’s Mariah’s favoured method of shading JLo.

4/10/15

Precisely. She has no idea about being a Regular, but she really believes that she does. One of my favorites was when she recommended a $400 pair of leather shorts as a “summer staple”.