Don’t you DARE insult manatees!

Mark this made me want to quit grad school and move to FL and live among the manatees as one of them. Spread that Manatee gospel.

It's okay Kevin, we all have bad days.

I’ve seen stories about this all day and this is the first one that’s echoed EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING about that screaming dolt and then made me legit lol because of course manatees would have the names of mild-mannered office workers. Nicely played, Mark.

What an American statement. Ask a medical professional, not a popstar.

hahaha former RA here... You were totally not the weirdest thing he's ever seen, trust me.

I have no idea. But being in the public eye sure must be ruufffff!

oh my god the next year and a half is going to be so annoying

Don’t forget the gluten intolerant! They are clearly not getting any!

Yeah, sorry, I'm not the best storyteller. The majority of the nightmare aspect of my honeymoon was my own fault but the three security guards and the two guest services reps made it so much worse. They surrounded me and interrogated me like I was a criminal and were just being mean to me about the whole situation.…

For our honeymoon, my husband and I booked what was advertised as an "oceanfront beach house." The photos featured a lovely little house with a large deck and it's own private beach. We lived several hours away so we couldn't check it out in person in advance, but based on the photos, we thought it seemed like exactly…

After planning a wedding, I did not want to plan an elaborate vacation. We booked a Caribbean cruise, where I could just roll on the boat and have a drink with an umbrella immediately placed in my hand.

I brought pretty and sexy lingerie for the wedding night, and couldn't wait to show it off for my new husband. I'd never had such sweet little things to wear before in my life! I was anticipating so much romance and lovemaking and all the things a newlywed couple would revel in. Well, my husband had brought his idea…

Not our honeymoon, but our first anniversary. We'd had a bereavement ON our wedding anniversary, so on the Saturday after, to remind ourselves of good times, we booked the bridal suite at the hotel our wedding had been at the previous year. They remembered us when we checked in and were so lovely. We went up to the…

We flew on a combination of cash gifts and left over in-laws' Airmiles points and couldn't be too fussy about arrangements. On the return leg, we had to fly home to Canada separately.

Our honeymoon was wonderful until our last night. It began as a lovely evening, we ate delicious food, drank entirely too many cocktails and retired to our hotel room around 2 am for some sexy time. We both passed out and the next thing I remember is being in an elevator on the fourth floor with the doors open. Our…

Our honeymoon to Puerto Rico was fabulous other than a hurricane locking us in the room for a day (kind of romantic?) and delaying our flights home (trapping us in the airport).

My new husband and I stayed in a cute little cabin on the Olympic Peninsula and cooked for ourselves the whole week while exploring the rain forest and local beaches. The very last night, we decided to splurge on a nice dinner out. We got all dolled up and had a drink or two and had a lovely evening. Driving along the…

I’m lactose intolerant, that just means I make grilled cheese with a naturally lactose-free cheese like cheddar or swiss instead of yellow cheez or whatever “normal” people use