And then it disappears.....and then its back

Definitely a thing.

*breathing hard*

I would consider getting married if Turk and J.D. could come. I miss Scrubs (but not that weird last season with the lesser Franco. We don’t talk about that).

Kim did it better. And was probably helped quite a bit by the fact that she’s way hotter than Paris. Plus, I know Kim is annoying, but she hasn’t tried to be a dj, and that makes her much less annoying than Paris, to me.

I was not prepared for her composure, or the graceful way she kept deflecting so many of Bristol County prosecutor William McCauley’s questions with, “I don’t recall.”

He makes a video that looks like standard issue, cookie-cutter, "hood rapper flossing about he got over and is now master of all he surveys".

you guys i got my period i cannot handle all of this

As an antidote to the disgusting act above, may I present something that may give you faith in future generations:

I'm like: SWEET JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL. NO. TAKE THE WHOLE CAR. TAKE IT ALL.

If you turn out the bathroom lights and say "Taylor Swift" 3 times into the mirror, you can smell a litterbox.

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

with that kind of money, its only wonderful. The crappy parts of NY are largely avoided with $. particularly with round the clock "get away from me" security.

"Kylie Jenner should be in sixth period biology right now instead of flexing like a grown woman on Instagram"

Right. But you could.

"You can do anything you want here!"

New York HAS to be wonderful and magical because if not, what are we all doing? No one wants to really answer that question.

Y'all know they just want to live close to Bey and Jay.

Mawwiage.

That's a super realistic Furby