"It should be embarrassing to Good Morning America and any ostensible purveyor of news (although — let's be real — most of the time, morning TV programs are circle jerks performed by real journalists who have reached the point in their illustrious careers when they can stop doing anything useful and start cashing…

If ABC had reached out, they would have known that since the story ran, we've learned more, and that things are still developing on our end. It would have been a tougher interview.

Ugh. I know.

Yeah, nything that gets around to other groups on campus is also going to get around to alumnae advisers, college staff, etc. Which is to say: hazing is not this exciting, it's stuff like sleep deprivation, alcohol consumption, and stupid chores.

"A recent graduate who attended Hofstra at the same time as Kazantsev told Jezebel..."

But the allegations against him are old. It's highly unlikely this was demented behavior. It's unpleasant to think about, but lots of people who are celebrated for good reasons have their dark, even despicable, sides.

Vulvatron is probably the best name ever to have been named from the book of named names.

I believe all three of these ladies need to write a short introduction about themselves using only gifs. Or a la the Emoji Tatler.

Right? They have outdone themselves.

I'm dying here

I do not understand this Joan Rivers story. How was a doctor who is not authorized to work in that clinic able to even access an unconscious woman without her consent, let alone perform a procedure on her? Serious wtf.

get all kardashian in it and make it kancel kate.

Plates out, everyone, for some delicious, delicious schadenfreude: Chris Brown's new album fuckin' sucks.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

Its not a pagent, it's a scholarship program - Kathy Morningside. Thank you Candice Bergen, I will love you forever.

Jessica, I owe you my career and, in a way, my sanity. You were there for me professionally when I lacked confidence, and personally when I needed a friend (without you, I have no idea what I would have done last year).

Ok... maybe this will be good for me, like a last confession. And I swear upon everything I hold dear that this is absolute truth... *sigh*

I have collected the vomit of both of my children in this manner, so I understand.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

I work with people with developmental disabilities and consequently have a lot of poop stories. Here's one of my better and less disgusting ones: