Can you stop yelling at everyone who comments? Stop acting like a jerk and be nice.

I'm pretty sure that's a really, really semantic point to make. Not that it's not accurate — as someone else pointed out, wax paper would melt — but still WAY beside the point. Also like six other people made this same point, so maybe check the damn comments first.

Are you in my head right now reading my every thought?

THE GLOWING COMES FROM MY INCOMPREHENSIBLE OUTRAGE/CONFUSION. it's a thrillride of 'LOL GET OUT NO WAY'

it. is. insane. i'm pretty sure i am hate watching/ watching because WHAT ELSE COULD HAPPEN LITERALLY WHAT EVEN ELSE.

Is it just me, or does Jennifer Aniston seem really pissed off about this?

i need people to understand how DEEPLY i mean this

Apologies that go like this ("I would never disrespect anyone's child") are the strangest thing ever. You did disrespect a child, idiot. You really did it in actual life reality.

In fourth grade our Spanish teacher Senor Jimenez wrote shit on the board instead of shift. It was awesome.

Remember ladies: The only true way to not be raped, is to not exist in the first place.

Fuck you, Judge Mowat.

Exactly— if worrying about their appearance is what it takes to get them concerned about not being rapists, I am totally down with Baby Step #1. The more of a microscope they feel pointed at them, the better.

Callie can you narrate my entire Instagram feed? Plz n thanks.

I dance like Elaine on Seinfeld. I regret nothing.

I can't help but lol at her for calling him both an Atheist and a Muslim in the same breath.

I find it very fucked up that some people are going out of their way to comment on this woman's looks instead of her unfathomably despicable behavior. I mean, really? You think her being fat and ugly is remarkable when she went and adopted innocent children just to make their presumably-already-miserable lives even…

I watch a lot of Law & Order SVU and Barefoot Contessa. And I love movies. I will see anything. I can't wait to see Step Up 5.

I have this wonderful daydream where Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss are groovy lesbians and they move in together and start making organic honey and have a roadside stand where they sell their own eggs and artisanal iced coffee and at the end of the day they brush each others hair.

OH GOD I MISS TROLLPATROL. I've had this troll reply to me with porn gifs more than once and it's so irritating. It's not exactly harming my mental health because I'm sane and a grownup and realized long ago the internet isn't a safe space, but it's fucking up my valuable work procrastination schedule. Which is a…