It's an honor to work with you, Callie.

We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together (After You Kept Me In A Sex Dungeon And Chris Meloni Couldn't Find Me)

If her album released on the 18th is called "Yahoo! 5 Kittens!", I may consider buying it...

"I feel really naïve now—I didn't really think racism existed in such a blatant way anymore."

Hired.

Gifs are truly one of my favorite things ever. Next to being a Misandrist.

And this one. Actually this has been the most amusing gif search in a long time.

I like this one too.

However, I am way smarter than all of you.

I think she's saying that until women's rights are addressed, all of those other issues are going to be much harder to tackle because half the planet's population will be impaired in their ability to help.

Easy solution: don't wear thongs.

UPON CLOSER INSPECTION I HAVE BECOME AWARE THAT ZAYN HAS A GOATEE NOW

That looks truly disgusting and I can't wait to eat at least 3 of them.

Blanda Eggenschwiler sounds like what you would say to a server in Germany if you wanted to send back a sub-par omelette.

PIZZA CAKE

America:

Damn neighsayers, don't have a cow over it.

SAME. Harry is first because of how badly I want to bone him in a weird way, but Niall would probably appreciate it more. And he's just so precious and he loves his dad!

Please be a cover of this.