Onika Miraj is even better than Nicki Minaj?? Why’d she change it?

I am so depressed this Amber Blac Chyna show isn’t happening.

screecchhh. I thought the Delta sketch was hilarious!!

fuck everything. fuck it all.

I don’t have anything that helpful to say because I’m not a mother— I won’t pretend to know what that shit is like. But I want you to know that I’m virtually hugging you right now. In my non-mom, non-stess-and-hormone-addled-mind, you sound more afraid than anything else. Afraid that you’re not living up to someone…

I had that problem too. I use treats!!! Now my cat purs and rolls over when she sees the furminator. I’ve also been able to taper the treats because she gets now that if she’s patient enough, lets me brush her, the treats will come.

He can’t really retire from being recognizable tho... unless he gets face-changing plastic surgery and fakes his own death.

Scrubs= best show ever. i binged on it the summer directly after i was sexually assaulted and it literally saved my life.

NEVER.

Right! That’s what made me decide I would try to learn because I can get down with learning a new language. But these practice problems really confused me and made me feel wholly inadequate for even beginning the task.

I’m hoping you’re right. Certainly this bootcamp thingy I was thinking of applying to made it seem like you can learn the basics in a weekend with their e-book... I read the book and was like COOL I GET IT. Then I tried doing their “easy” practice problems as part of the application and literally had no fucking clue…

I tried to learn to code this weekend. I have new respect for these boy geniuses. Math iz way too hard for my dumb brain it turns out.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL thanks

Ugh. This is a lose-lose situation.

Why don’t we just half her salary and hire her an assistant to sign the gay licenses.

would

why do these videos always occur while the child is strapped into the car seat?

he’s not an extravagant spender really. He just doesn’t keep track and ends up getting screwed

i have no idea about community prop state but i didn’t co-sign the loans. and they’re federal loans.