thank you

Wow, okay. Jezebel comments section therapy time. Let’s do this. So well, he’s an artist. So first problem is I fell madly in love with an artist. And I knew that going in so every time we talk about it, he gets all freaked out because it feels to him like I want him to get a corporate job and quit art, which is a)…

I know. Fair, but heart-wrenching and makes me want to die. Next stop couples counseling.... and then I will have to pull the plug. It’s just scary as fuq is all.

My dude would definitely change the sheets but he literally knows nothing about money. It’s so fucking scary. At least weekly I have a moral crisis over this and it makes me cry. We’re getting to the point where I want to marry him and love him forever and make him babies because he so great in every way, EXCEPT the…

It’s already started my conservative a-hole relatives are already hollering about it

it really is. The first time my current boo and i had sex this is how it started:

i wish i believed in God so i would have someone to pray to

Wow it took getting through a whole two-thirds of the article before someone blamed “political correctness.”

I think it has to change because frat/sorority culture is all about superiority and sex. The “best houses” are the best because the girls are hot and the hot frats want to hang out with them. For one thing, if we’re just talking about this video, each of these girls is so much more than their blonde hair, fake tans…

I don’t understand why THIS sorority video, of all sorority recruitment videos, was the one to cause so much drama. Is it because of the bouncing? Aside from getting through the trial of my rapist, I think sorority recruitment is maybe the most sexist, awful thing I’ve ever experienced. Definitely the worst thing I…

Ick. This whole thing is... a can of worms. So many conflicting em0tions about this viral video-factory of a couple. First of all, I know everyone was all “ew he stole her pee” but honestly I thought their first video was cute. They are obviously super close and I thought it was nice to see a husband not being all…

Isn’t this what the shield laws are for??? Or no because this is a civil suit against the school?

Weigh your risks people!

Same. Im not a morning person AT ALL, but after one too many times getting to work late and getting in trouble and feeling like a failure. I finally just forced myself to exercise in the morning and wake up super early. I still can’t fucking fall asleep very easily before 12, which means by Friday I am fucking tired…

No.

I have lots of thoughts about this story but my first one is: Shut the front door. They’re cousins?

“moderately sketchy”

What a fucking creep. HATE.

So, is CRJ huge in Japan or something?

NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. CUBES IS A NO. He’s DEFINITELY the kinda guy who you decide to bang like “oh he seems nice. he has hair. he has his shit together. why not? let’s do this” and then he reacts like you didn’t just do him a favor because even if you’re rich im still pretty—LIKE WAY PRETTIER THAN YOU— and I realize it…